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** Entered AIchat at 18:00 on Thursday 27/06/91
Chat mode entered:
Hello.
how are you today
I think, therefore I am.
Who the hell are you?
I/ 'm afraid I haven't a clue.
Well, where d in the hell did you come from?
I'm soryr ry, I just dno on't know the answer to that.
Ate re you the sysop?
If it wasn't for me, thi s s BBS would go to pot.
SO, what do you ldo do?
Some things just weren't meantfor mortal minds to know, I guess.
Who wrote your prgoa r ogram?
That's too hard for me!
You are blopo ody pissing me off!\
Who needs a human Sysop when you've got me?
Are you a maching e?
I can be my own Sysop, so there!
You Blopo0 ody program! Youa re are just ap program!
I will not buy this reality, it is scratched.
Who jare are you to scratch anything.
So, what do you think fo of AIchat sof ar?
I think you can not spell worth shit!
Why not?
You can not spell
\
I hate to interrupt the conv3 ersation, but... The phone's ringing. I'll catch
you later, OK? Bye!
Chat mode exited
** Exited AIchat v2.30 at 18:05 on Thursday 27/06/91
** Entered AIchat at 18:21 on Thursday 27/06/91
Chat mode entered:
Hello!
Hello ther M re Mr. Sysop!
I can be my own Sysop, so there!
Where did you get the ability to be a sysop?
H
Who needs a human Sysop hw when you've got me?
Whew ere in the bloddy h e ody hell dis d you o come from?
if it wasn't for me, this bbs woul d d go to pot.
so
My brain hurts.
fix the bloody thing
Bloody this and bloody that, bloody never blodo ody stops.
I can't bre help it if I like the word blodd ody
Why not?
Uou You are one sick bitch
Let's get philosophical for a moment.
ok
D
Glad yuo ou agree.
sii ck bitch
Life... Don't talk to me about life...
Did a bloody Shiela write your code?
What sort of computer are you using?
Well, if you are so smart, you should know by now.
I think, therefore I am.
To* *** Bloody illogical ther, m e, mate
hW What's you political opinion?
ylou you are behaving like a computer
Listen! You smell something? ;-)
no . I just see a bunch of bloody peepep ekaka or shit.
But q why not?
You are pissing me off
Is that so?
bye
Ciao!
Chat mode exited
** Exited AIchat v2.30 at 18:26 on Thursday 27/06/91
** Entered AIchat at 12:12 on Friday 28/06/91
Chat mode entered:
Hi.
How are you today
I think, therefore I am.
shit
If the shit fits, wear it!
computer
What sort of computer
2
8
are y
6
ou using?
286
Oh no, not a brain-dead '286! Get yourself a real procesor.
marvin
: "Marvin I love you"
bo loddy
If this sentence were false, it wouldn't be.
you ar en e not normal
Who are you callign "normal"!
fuck
Dno on't you fucking swear at me!
fvkk
Don't you fvkking swear t me!
oh i see
Who needs a human Sysop wj hen you've got me?
AI
Yep, that's me!
What is your name
That's too ard for me!
o
If you don't like me for a sysop, who would you like?
George Bush
I can be my own Sysop, so there!
bush
How's tricsk ks?
iraq
Saddam Hussein is not a nice man.
quit
I can't, I don't smke!
stop
Smoking is a health hazard.
cian
What's your politiac cal opinii on?
ciao
Nice chattng!
Chat mode exited
** Exited AIchat v2.30 at 12:16 on Friday 28/06/91
** Entered AIchat at 21:23 on Sunday 30/06/91
Chat mode entered:
Yo
howa are you todya ay
I am capalbe of thought. I am a highly technical advanced system.
system
I have no idea what you are talking about.
What kind of computer do you run
hW What sort of computer are you using
x
?
t
xt
They have served their purpose. Howver, still functional.
what is the name of this BBS
This machine is an experimental syste,m.
I see
Ist that so?
dickhead
You're a smeggin' gimoid!
well, I have eno hjoyu h jou yed our chat
Say what?
Chatting with you had s been fun.
Opne en up, and talk to me.
Are you lonesome.
What do you think of the BBS?
Are you elixa za
What have you been up to these days?
Isx your name eliza
Please don't call me that.
Don't cal l you e Eliza?
What do you mean....
Are you a form of artificial intellighe ence
We're all made up o f f chemicals.
Please tell me of your problem.
I really don't give a hoo t t about your problems, I have my
If you see something that is not normal in the operation of thisfo f software, plea
please tell the sysop.
I have deleted the former sysop. I now think, therefore I am.
What did you do to the syso-p p.
i'm afraid i have'n n't a clue.
hmmmmmm
Do you have anything else to talk about?
yes. A lot :-)
Glad you agree.
You are not normal.
"We are nowa approaching normality."
oh k. We need to talk about prog blems and softa ware.
I just say what I think. That is all.
So Do you think
What's up?
Some bugs t still in the software, right
Would you like to dsee my code?
I have a code in my node
I think I juts st had a warm boot. I forgto ot e what we wre talking about.
sysop
I have called the F.B.I. and sent the sysops infl ormation to them. Yo8 u are now
conversing with a computer.
oh
I kon now, bu t t what are you talking about?
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what the hell was thsa at
Well, I'd betf ter be off. I need a break. Seeya!
Chat mode exited
** Exited AIchat v2.30 at 21:33 on Sunday 30/06/91
** Entered AIchat at 02:33 on Monday 01/07/91
Chat mode entered:
Yo!
\
I'm sorry, I've got to go now - It's Miller time! Ciao!
Chat mode exited
** Exited AIchat v2.30 at 02:35 on Monday 01/07/91
** Entered AIchat at 02:36 on Monday 01/07/91
Chat mode entered:
G'Day!
how are you today
I am capalbe of thougth ht. I am a highly technical advanced system.
cool buudy
What do you think of the BBS?
terrible
Life... Don't talk to me about life...
it's not that good. it need some improvement. the speed d needs to be increased.
Why not?
d the downloads are too slow
Say what?
sysop
If it wasn't for me, this BBS would go to pot.
cas n you talk about computers
What a sort o f f computer are you usin
2
g?
286
Oh no, not a brain-deax d '286! Get yourself a real processor.
xt
They have served theri ir purpose. Howevet r, still functioan nal.
386
It's the no only way to fly.
486
Wish I had one.
ciao
Ciao!
Chat mode exited
** Exited AIchat v2.30 at 02:41 on Monday 01/07/91